Hired to DJ a Father’s Day bash at Vegas’ Sin City nightclub, former Motley Crew drummer Tommy Lee was escorted out in mid-set due to his “seriously weak deejaying work.”
I’ve wanted to escort out a few DJs myself! I’ll have to start a mutiny next time a nightclub DJ gets on my nerves.
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What I want to know is - what did he play? Apart from the reference to “songs including his own” we got no idea.
We should do an imaginary set list for him.
First up I think he would start off with what he thinks would be a real crowd pleaser, and something that reminds them all that he was in Motley Crue. And it would have to rock. So obviously:
1) Kickstart my heart (Crue)
Everyone would be kind of nodding their heads in recognition and thinking “well, it is Tommy Lee, so I guess it’s fair enough. I hope the rest of the night isn’t like this though..” But then..
2) Walk this Way (Run DMC v Aerosmith)
Hey it’s a party right? And this track rocks, and you can dance to it!
3) Cherry Pie (Warrant)
Just couldn’t help himself. And he’d just spotted a hot chick in the crowd. What better way to tell a chick you dig her? “She’s my cherry pie…” He probably even pointed at her during the chorus, just so she really got the hint.
4) Animal (Def Leppard)
Still trying to impress the chick - he puts on this track as a way of telling her how much of a beast between the sheets he is.
5) Sweet Child o’ Mine (G’n'R)
Totally forgetting about the need to get people dancing now, he drops the Gunners. The poor girl is getting severely embarrassed because he keeps on muting the track and screaming out for her to come and drink Cristal with him. Tommy senses now that things aren’t going well, dramatically overestimates how long the set has been going, and decides to put on a slow number “for the lovers”.
6) Right Here Waiting (Richard Marx)
15 seconds into the song, the party promoter comes over to Tommy, turns down the volume and suggests that perhaps Tommy might like to finish up for the night…
tommy did you cheat on pam? is that the real reason why she called the cops on you? did you pull her wig off? did that make her angry? i saw you running around with that skank pink. shes a real pig but you looked surprisingly good in your tracksuit. do you dress yourself? tell us what a ho pam is.tell us all the times she farted & had bad breath. & how fat she got. we want to hear it from you. we all know you celebrities check the internet to see what everyones written about you. answer this one if you see it. tell us your side of the story. how she aggrevated you. we all knew she was stringing kelly slater along with no real intentions of commiting to him. thats about as much of a chance as you have with her now. she will never take you back fully so you might as well spill the dirty gossip now. did she tell you she wore a wig before you married her? did she sleep in her make up for fear of her ugliness being revealed? what things was she hiding from you that you had a right to know? is she a junkie? tell us please. we are dying to know.
TO TOMMY LEE: i was just looking at blabbermouth & i really feel for you. it is my opinion that your marriage with pamela disintegrated because you tattooed each others’ names. do the research. it is proven way to ruin a relationship. i know youre looking for help, & possibly some way to make people stop hating you & to make it cool again. one thing you could do is, take a look at the bible, at the blessing & the curse for keeping the 10 commandments. Another, very important thing ; because drugs & alcohol & all that other shit fuck up your hormones, you become unbalanced, & it shows as anger, you may have noticed how you flip out for no apparent reason, its a lack of essential fatty acids your body needs to make all the cool shit that makes you feel good, only your body can’t produce these oils, you have to take them. they are omega 3 (fish oil), & omega 6 (evening primrose oil)-it sounds gay, but men need it too. get yourself some & actually take it. if you are having a hormonally induced tantrum it will be calmed within minutes of taking these. honest. also some foods will make you cranky like sausages & white rice. me & my husband have been on good terms & then eaten sausage & started fighting just because of the effect of the food. its true. i got the info from a diet book called the ZONE. im just a normal person who this book has helped, i dont work for the company & am not trying to sell anything, but this shit is important to your body. it is probably why you lashed out at pamela. i hope you see this & it helps you. please let me know if it does. its the least you could do. i am concerned for your wellbeing. you are a worry.
PAM YOU LOOK SO FUCKEN RETARDED. YOU ARE TRULY A LOSER. YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS COOL. YOU SAID YOU THINK YOUR HEP INFECTION MAKES YOU MORE SEXY, MORE UNATTAINABLE; YOU ARE FUCKING DELUSIONAL CLOWN! THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE WHEN YOU & YOUR IMPLANTS ARE ROTTING IN YOUR CASKET. DONT WORRY YOUR KIDS WILL HAVE PLENTY OF PICTURES TO JERK OVER WHEN YOURE GONE. I BET YOU WILL EVEN HAVE SOME ‘LOYAL’ FAN DIG YOU OUT OF THE GROUND & TRY TO FUCK YOUR DISEASED SKULL. (DONT CATCH ANYTHING IF YOU TRY THIS) PAM, NO MATTER HOW SKINNY & BROWN YOUR BODY IS, & HOW BIG YOUR WIGS & BOOBS ARE, YOU ARE STILL A BIOHAZARDOUS WASTE DUMP WITH NO CLASS. ANYONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE COOL IS A FUCKING TOOL. YOU ARE WASHED UP. YOU ARE HATED. GET OVER YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET STABBED. NO IM NOT JEALOUS OF A FUCKING PROSTITUTE. PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I AM WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU, WHORE. & I DONT HAVE TO GO PURCHASE MY SELF ESTEEM. YOU CANT FIX WHAT EVERYONE THINKS OF YOU WITH ALL THAT MONEY. WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE STORE & BUY YOURSELF SOME DIGNITY. THE THING IS THOUGH, YOU SEEM TO KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. SHAME ON YOU. YOU ARE CERTAINLY OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. IT LOOKS TO ME THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE FUCK UP & THAT YOUVE RUINED YOUR LIFE. (ON FILM YOURE BLOWING IT!!!)HAHAHAH!! I ONLY HOPE YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE TO YOUR KIDS LIVES BY BEING SUCH A FILTHY DISGUSTING WHORE. WAS IT WORTH IT WHORE?
Pam you are a stinking ass slut! We know you got hep from shooting dope! You try to play all innocent, but you are a junkie slut! You and your fake tits look stupid. Need to say no more. This is the Truth said it all for me.
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